مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : English jokes



lion...heart
28-04-2009, 06:32 PM
A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi
........B:yes,sir.You are a taxi



.." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick
?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion
."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too



A:I have the perfect son
?B: does he smoke
A:No, hedoesn't
?B: does he drink whiskey
A:No,he doesn't
?B:does he ever come home late
A:No,he doesn't
??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is he
A:He will be six months old next wednesday



One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing



Fred is 32 years old and he is still single
one day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like them
His friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like ypur mother
A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her
With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much
The friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like her

walid
28-04-2009, 09:28 PM
Thanks for your topic
My regards

lion...heart
28-04-2009, 09:38 PM
you are welcome

Ghaida
30-04-2009, 12:53 PM
the doctor to the patient:"your are very sick
?"the patient to the doctor:"can i get a second opinion
."the doctor again:"yes, you are very ugly too
هههههه

فاهم غلط .. بس الظاهر كان وده يقول السكند قبل الفيرست

يسلمو لايون ..

lion...heart
30-04-2009, 12:56 PM
الله يسلمك أختي الغالية
you are welcome